Happy B'day, AHC

Add this story to the list of wonderful "WTF?" experiences we have throughout our lives. Obviously developmentally challenged and/or insane New Jersey father Heath Campbell still can't get the crappiest local supermarket cake decorated to his specifications even after easing up on last year's request for a swastika on son Adolph Hitler Campbell's cake. So many questions:

• Why his son's full name on the cake? If my wife had caved and allowed me to name our firstborn son Bruce Springsteen Farrell, the cake still wouldn't say "Happy Birthday Bruce Springsteen Farrell (yes that Bruce Springsteen)."
• I saw pop Heath on TV: yes, he has swastika tattoos, but he also has Pebbles Flintstone and Winnie the Pooh. The liberal media conveniently overlooked his Gandhi and Adam Sandler tattoos.
• I absolutely love how Heath invokes the new tolerant spirit in our Obama nation with his plea to be accepting of stupid and/or racist people.
  
• Heath does some serious backpedaling in interviews on the issue of his racism. Why not embrace your bigotry if "Adolph Hitler" and "Aryan Nation" appear in your kids' names?
• I think they should refuse to write Honszlynn on a cake, too. What a horrible name. My name may be boring, but I don't have to spell it every f'ing time I interact with a teller or salesperson. The kid will not only have to surpass Dad in terms of being literate, but she'll probably have to learn half the NATO phonetic alphabet: "Hotel, Oscar, November, Sierra, Zulu..." Not to worry: Honszlynn will probably sport a nametag at all her jobs.